Brad: Okay. I’ve Connected to Parallel 347 Brad. He’s currently in the
KFC where the fights going on. Let’s see if we can connect to him.
Parallel Universe 347 Brad: Okay. Sanders has just punched The Quaker. The Quaker
whispers something. Looks like he’s praying.
Quaker: God, please forgive for what I am about to do to this poor …
Parallel Universe 347 Brad: Woah. Who knew the Amish had that word in their vocabulary?
Anyways the Quaker…uh…throws his shoe at Sanders. Sanders ducks and jumps over the counter with a bucket of chicken.
He throws it on top of the Quaker’s head so the Quaker can’t see. Sanders then continuously punches him in the
stomach. Quaker takes the bucket off and decks him! Man. Who thought a Quaker would actually punch someone? Sanders falls
behind the counter.
Colonel Sanders 27 (64%)
The Quaker Oats Quaker 15 (36%)
Parallel Universe 347 Brad: The Quaker starts to walk away when Sanders
jumps out from behind the counter. He tackles the Quaker to the ground and pummels him. The Quaker’s taking a lot. Sanders
keep punching, and the Quaker is out cold. Sanders wins this.
Brad: Well thanks for the play by play. Bye now!
Viewer Comment Of The Week
Quaker should win because sanders is partly the reason why America is called the fat country. which is embarrassing for
America. I don’t like either but Quaker is better. and Brent, don't think your cool just because you say words like
Congrats! For insulting Brent you get Viewer Comment Of The Week! - Eds
Alright! It's about time we got some straight-up fist-fights, none of that gimmick fight crap. So, who would win? A old
guy who eats only whole grain and no meat, or a old guy who probably got a dishonorable discharge from the army and has been
eating greasy, fried chicken non-stop for about 50 years in order to attempt to fill that void? To be honest, that actually
took a lot of thinking. The Quaker will probably be lacking in upper-body strength, but be able to move quickly and not suffer
a heart-attack, or Sanders, who has been on the Atkins diet before it was even invented, but not exercising, so he wouldn't
have much strength, and could become dead from a heart-attack at any time now. The excitement of trying to fight a guy would
probably get Sanders' heart pumping, creating massive blood build-ups in his artery, which then may cause an aortic embolism
(That would be a great name for a heavy metal band), which is when the Aorta, a large artery coming from the heart, breaks.
Sanders' chest cavity will then fill with blood and he will die within 10 seconds. However, if he has been working out somewhat,
so his arteries might not be in that bad a condition. In that case, he would try throwing a couple of punches, which the Quaker
would easily dodge, and then become too tired to continue and collapse from exhaustion. This won't be a very close fight,
but it should be fun none the less.-Chester M., a.k.a. xtishereb, 3-time Comment of the Week winner.
It could had been four times if you had insulted Brent!
No way around this one, Sanders dominates. How could he not. The Quaker is a lonely little religious man from Penn. Sanders
also has "The Hood" on his side. Because we all know black people love chicken. So Sanders could just flash the Wu-Tang hand
thing and the gang would be there to bust a cap in the Quaker. Sorry Quaker you ain't got no posse. -Jake-
Quaker should win because First, I like oatmeal Second, chicken is an animal and I like animals so..................................fall
in a ditch and die colonel sanders guy, or better yet, get killed by the Quaker!
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