Brad: I’m gonna leave this on-spot commentary to everyone’s favorite aardvark,
Arthur: Well hello. I hope everyone’s having a good day! It seems Barney’s gang
is having a campfire. Singing songs and roasting marshmallows. Say, where’d the marshmallows come from? Anyways it seems
the some velociraptors are watching them from behind the bushes. They are getting ready to go to sleep. But hey. I here stomping.
Whoa! It’s a T-Rex! The kids are watching it comes towards them!
Arthur: Barney goes up to it.
Barney: Hi! Do you want to sing a song? We could sing the hokey pokey!
Arthur: The T-Rex leans down and bites into a kid!
Barney: Well! No need to be so rude!
Arthur: The T-Rex, OH NO! He eats the kid! He leans back down and gets two more kids in one
bite! Barney gang gets the idea to run away! They run and run! Oh no! They ran into the raptors!
Barney: Well hi! Do you know why that big dinosaur over there is so unhappy? Maybe you could
help us cheer him up!
Arthur: The raptors leap on top of him and rip him to shreds! They then go towards others.
They all run. The raptors tackle down and kill/eat 10 of them! Including BJ! There’s only 3 kids and Baby Bop left!
They run until they find a toppled over van. They climb in there. They…run outside? There’s only Baby Bop and
two kids! There was 3 before! Oh no! Tons of tiny little green dinosaurs start running outside of the van after the rest of
them! They run and run! They wind up in the way of some Brontosauruses! They crush Baby Bop and one kid. All that’s
left is one boy! It’s horrible! HORRIBLE!!!
Jurassic Park 25 (69%)
Barney & Friends 11 (31%)
Arthur: A flying dinosaur swoops down and picks him up! No idea what’s going to happen
to him. Wait. They’re all dead. Yes. Excellent. Now I only need to eliminate those Teletoobies or whatever their called
and I’ll be the most popular TV show on PBS! Yes. Yes! YEEEEEEEEES!!!!
Viewer Comment Of The Week:
Jurassic park should win! The real dinosaurs will shred those guys in suits. Barney (and
friends) are not fighting. They'll try to play ring-around-the-rosie with them. Ring-around-the- *rip ,shred ,tear, blood
gushing out everywhere*. Their is no contest, barney will be the wreckage at the wreckage site-Jesse
That Ring-Round-The-*rip, shred, tear* thing was too good to not deserve a reward.
J Dog back here. Come on, even these dinosaurs know of one thing; they will give Barney NO mercy! Here is how it
goes, Barney & his friend, Wesley Crusher, come into Jurassic Park, wanting to get a few of these dinos to get back at
the Grudge Match Champions. Barney wants to hypnotize them by singing the dreaded "I Love You" song, but soon the T-Rex comes
by & snaps Barney in half out of rage. He then spits it out, knowing how much of a Spazoid Barney is (they don't taste
good). Wesley, fearing for his life, runs off, only to fall down a waterfall & meet up with a small dinosaur. He offers
it a stick, & slowly walks away. However, when he reaches a tree, he discovers that it ain't a nice dino... it's the same
dino that killed Wayne Knight!!! It spits goo at his pimply face &... NOTE: This part deleted for tastefulness to the
viewers. Next day, the soldiers come here to discover the "horror" & rejoice. We never have to see Barney again!!!