Brad: Well I'm here, in my house, getting ready to watch the fight on Pay-per-view! And I'll
be telling you everything! It's starting now!
"AND WELCOME! NOW FOR THE FIGHT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! ON THE LEFT SIDE, 'SONNY THE COCOA PUFFS
BIRD!' AND ON THE RIGHT SIDE 'TOUCAN SAM THE FRUIT LOOPS BIRD!'. THESE TWO WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR A BOX OF THEIR FAVORITE
CEREAL! FIGHT!" The loudspeaker booms as the crowd cheers like drunken die-hard football fans at the super bowl (TM).
Sonny starts with his battle cry.
Sonny: I'M COOKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!
Brad: And Sam seems to be a little worried. Sonny immedetly flies at Sam's head. Sam starts
to fly up and avoids Sonny's attack. Sonny's beak crashes and sticks into the wall. Sam takes advantage of this moment and
smashes his beak into Sonny. Sonny falls off of the wall. Sam then continues to peck Sonny to death. It looks really bad for
Sonny. But wait...No he's dead.
Sonny rockets into the sky! Carrying Sam with him. He throws Sam at the ground. Sam tries to fly but it's
not working. He hits the ground. Hard. Sonny dive bombs at Sam. Oh man it looks like...
Wait. I gotta get some more popcorn.
*whistling* Makin some microwave popcorn. Gonna put some butter on it... Can't this thing heat any faster?
*BEEP*. There we go. *whistle* Puttin some butter on my popcorn. Gonna eat it all up.
Toucan Sam 20 (69 %)
Sonny 9 (31 %)
Brad: Sam's holding Sonny's severed head in one hand and a box of Fruit loops in the other.
Wow. I gotta stop getting up during TV shows to make popcorn. Oh well. Until next week. Heres what you people had to say:
Viewer Comment Of The Week:
You know, I don't really think that there's a winner here. They're both lame bird-like cereal mascots, one of which
appears to be addicted to "chocolate brown balls" (I'll let you decide what that it for yourself), the other one which can't
do something as easy as getting some crayons and coloring in stuff without help from 3 clones of himself and a million 6-year-olds.
Not only that, but the cereal they represent is okay, but not nearly as good as Cheat Commando's...O's, which not only has
a whole team of mascots, but also aren't O's. This will probably end with Sonny fainting or collapsing from "brown ball" withdrawal,
and Toucan Sam asking for YOUR help and therefore getting disqualified. Then the crowd will riot, kill them both and take
the cereal. Maybe it'll turn out to be an ad for riot protection gear, 'cause this one guy is in the front row and starts
getting trampled, but he has TerraRiot (tm) Riot Protection Gear and winds up getting out to his car and driving home to his
family of 4 without any problems, except for having to run over a bunch of guys who tried to swarm his car. Either way, neither
of these "birds" wins, they both just suck too much, which is why this should have been a fight to the death.
Other Lesser Comments:
Sonny so wins toucan Samis so loving that fat lady on the commercial
The Sam in Toucan Sam's name reminds me of Sam from the Lord of the Rings while Sonny's name reminds me of Sonny
from the Godfather. Since I like LOTR better than the Godfather( and also because Invincible gods could defeat the mob or
anyone else for that matter) I vote for Toucan Sam in this fight reminisient of Grudge Match's Lucky vs. the Trix Rabbit.
Toucan Sam is a lot more intresting than Sonny. How do you ask? Oh, I think that in the commercials, the Toucan
had to survive many hardships. Sonny is nothing but a deranged mental patient.-J Dog
I think both are scary.....I would just throw a grenade at them and eat both cereal...then maybe eat the stupid
birds.....cooked with brandy....anyways, these birds are stupid because no one could go on eating only cereal. they would
die and be fat...also, is the toucan gay or something!? sonny doesn't even look like a bird with that weird thing on his head.....If
I can't do my first idea then I think Count Chocula should win. He's awesome!!!……
Toucan Sam will win. Why you may ask? Because he’ got all his ickle nephews! He just goes "NEPHEWS, GET OVER
HERE" NEPHEWS, KILL THAT CRAZY BIRD THING"!He can also blind that stupid coco puffs bird with his bright colors. Oh yeah.
And you may say, his ickle nephews arnt in the arena. They'll break through into the arena.-Jesse
I'd like to comment on which cereal is better, but I'm a diabetic. Real sensitive, guys.