Toucan Sam vs. Sonny

Toucan Sam vs. Sonny

The Set-Up:

"WELCOME! TO THE FNF ARENA!" A loudspeaker booms to a coliseum full of thousands of cheering people.

"WE HAVE A GREAT FIGHT FOR YOU TODAY! TWO CEREAL MASCOTS WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THEIR FAVORITE CEREALS!" The loudspeaker booms again.

The crowd cheers.

"LET'S MEET THE CONTESTANTS!" Again the loudpspeaker booms. "TOUCAN "FRUIT LOOP" SAM!"

The crowd cheers as Sam walks into the arena.

"AND, SONNY "COCOA PUFF"...uh...uh... WELL JUST THAT COCOA PUFFS BIRD!"

The crowd cheers again.

"NOW! THESE TWO BIRDS WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR EITHER A BOX OF FRUIT LOOPS! OR A BOX OF COCOA PUFFS! WHICHEVER THEY CHOOSE!"

"I'm cookoo for Cocoa Puffs!" Sonny yells. And then commences to do dance moves and jump around like the original Daffy Duck.

"I have to get my Fruit Loops back! Your going down!" Toucan Sam taunts in his semi-british accent.

Now who will win this once in a lifetime event? Hurry now and order on payperview! If you miss it your a social outcast!

The Commentary:

Brad: Sonny wins it. They’re playing for their cereal. Now we all know how Sonny gets around Cocoa Puffs. He goes insane. He’s a freakin’ nut job! He’ll try and restrain himself but he’ll go insane! He knows all he has to do to get some of that yummy, chocolaty taste of Cocoa Puffs is beat the s*** out of Toucan Sam! And he’ll do it. Oh, he’ll do it. Now Sam on the other hand doesn’t even have any defense. Notice when his cereal is stolen by an alien or by the Queen of Hearts, he always needs YOUR help. Well YOUR not there in the arena! He doesn’t have you, he doesn’t have his nephews, all he has is himself. And he’s an oblivious moron. He, like Trix Rabbit, doesn’t even have the sense to go to the store and spend 3 measly dollars buying some of the cereal. Apparently since Sonny always has access to his favorite cereal he does have the brains to go buy some. One last reason why Sam will lose. He’s a pacifist. He won’t fight. When the alien stole his cereal he didn’t go an beat the crap out of it, he wound up sharing the loops with the alien. I for one would have served the alien his ass in a bowl with some milk and a spoon! Sonny wins. Don’t deny it.

Riley: For once I agree with Brad, Toucan Sam is a f**ing fruit I mean really. He needs your help and he always ends up doing something nice. SONNY ALL THE WAY!!... Also coco puffs are better than fruit loops.

Brad: Well Riley. I spend TWO WHOLE MINUTES writing this big funny commentary for Sonny and all you can say is you agree with me and call Sam a fruit? Good job! But it would be better if we could get someone to do a commentary for Sam…

Nick: Although Sonny is insane, he's still not known to be violent with it. Usually he just does something stupid, like goes on a roller coaster. If Toucan Sam can get free from a freak of nature alien, with 4 arms, I think he can beat a psychotic bird. Plus, the guy's got a monstrous beak, he can just go woodpecker on Sonny's eyes. Your both wrong. Sam wins it.

The Fight:

Brad: Well I'm here, in my house, getting ready to watch the fight on Pay-per-view! And I'll be telling you everything! It's starting now!

"AND WELCOME! NOW FOR THE FIGHT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! ON THE LEFT SIDE, 'SONNY THE COCOA PUFFS BIRD!' AND ON THE RIGHT SIDE 'TOUCAN SAM THE FRUIT LOOPS BIRD!'. THESE TWO WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR A BOX OF THEIR FAVORITE CEREAL! FIGHT!" The loudspeaker booms as the crowd cheers like drunken die-hard football fans at the super bowl (TM).

Sonny starts with his battle cry.

Sonny: I'M COOKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!

Brad: And Sam seems to be a little worried. Sonny immedetly flies at Sam's head. Sam starts to fly up and avoids Sonny's attack. Sonny's beak crashes and sticks into the wall. Sam takes advantage of this moment and smashes his beak into Sonny. Sonny falls off of the wall. Sam then continues to peck Sonny to death. It looks really bad for Sonny. But wait...No he's dead.

...

Sonny rockets into the sky! Carrying Sam with him. He throws Sam at the ground. Sam tries to fly but it's not working. He hits the ground. Hard. Sonny dive bombs at Sam. Oh man it looks like...

Wait. I gotta get some more popcorn.

*whistling* Makin some microwave popcorn. Gonna put some butter on it... Can't this thing heat any faster? *BEEP*. There we go. *whistle* Puttin some butter on my popcorn. Gonna eat it all up.

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Final Votes:

Toucan Sam 20 (69 %)

Pecks

Sonny 9 (31 %)

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Brad: Sam's holding Sonny's severed head in one hand and a box of Fruit loops in the other. Wow. I gotta stop getting up during TV shows to make popcorn. Oh well. Until next week. Heres what you people had to say:

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Viewer Comments:

Viewer Comment Of The Week:

You know, I don't really think that there's a winner here. They're both lame bird-like cereal mascots, one of which appears to be addicted to "chocolate brown balls" (I'll let you decide what that it for yourself), the other one which can't do something as easy as getting some crayons and coloring in stuff without help from 3 clones of himself and a million 6-year-olds. Not only that, but the cereal they represent is okay, but not nearly as good as Cheat Commando's...O's, which not only has a whole team of mascots, but also aren't O's. This will probably end with Sonny fainting or collapsing from "brown ball" withdrawal, and Toucan Sam asking for YOUR help and therefore getting disqualified. Then the crowd will riot, kill them both and take the cereal. Maybe it'll turn out to be an ad for riot protection gear, 'cause this one guy is in the front row and starts getting trampled, but he has TerraRiot (tm) Riot Protection Gear and winds up getting out to his car and driving home to his family of 4 without any problems, except for having to run over a bunch of guys who tried to swarm his car. Either way, neither of these "birds" wins, they both just suck too much, which is why this should have been a fight to the death.

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Other Lesser Comments:

Sonny so wins toucan Samis so loving that fat lady on the commercial

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The Sam in Toucan Sam's name reminds me of Sam from the Lord of the Rings while Sonny's name reminds me of Sonny from the Godfather. Since I like LOTR better than the Godfather( and also because Invincible gods could defeat the mob or anyone else for that matter) I vote for Toucan Sam in this fight reminisient of Grudge Match's Lucky vs. the Trix Rabbit.

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Toucan Sam is a lot more intresting than Sonny. How do you ask? Oh, I think that in the commercials, the Toucan had to survive many hardships. Sonny is nothing but a deranged mental patient.-J Dog

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I think both are scary.....I would just throw a grenade at them and eat both cereal...then maybe eat the stupid birds.....cooked with brandy....anyways, these birds are stupid because no one could go on eating only cereal. they would die and be fat...also, is the toucan gay or something!? sonny doesn't even look like a bird with that weird thing on his head.....If I can't do my first idea then I think Count Chocula should win. He's awesome!!!……

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Toucan Sam will win. Why you may ask? Because he’ got all his ickle nephews! He just goes "NEPHEWS, GET OVER HERE" NEPHEWS, KILL THAT CRAZY BIRD THING"!He can also blind that stupid coco puffs bird with his bright colors. Oh yeah. And you may say, his ickle nephews arnt in the arena. They'll break through into the arena.-Jesse

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I'd like to comment on which cereal is better, but I'm a diabetic. Real sensitive, guys.

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