Viewer Comment Of The Week:

J Dog- Six contestants, shall we! Well, I must say, this is one for the record books. Here is my stuff on the six:

InuYasha- A powerful warrior with the sword. He is strong, yes.

Marth- Another one who lives by the sword.

Zorro- The least likely to live. He knows how to use the sword, but...

Jack (no relations to Jack Stallwall, from my other comment in Battle of the Champions #1)- A powerful samurai. Likely to survive the first death blows.

The Bride- Another powerful one. Although, you might get confused on her

Link- The MASTER of them all

Here is how the fight goes, as me, Catbert, my friend Deven711, Homer Simpson, & Mimi Tachikawa shall call it.

J Dog: Look at that! Zorro is trying to spell the Z on Jack.

Mimi: Uh oh! Jack is reflecting the saber back.

(cut to shot of Zorro being sliced in half by himself, ala Darth Maul)

Catbert: As the fact that I have done another Lightsaber Fight (see http://www.electricferret.com/fights/jedi.htm), will you shut up, crowd!

Crowd: So?

Catbert: (pushes a can-o-matic button, as 30 people are flung out with Pink Slips on them)

Mimi: (unaware she is on) That was mean.

Catbert: You are on!

Mimi: Oh! Well, Jack is battling InuYasha.

(cut to shot of InuYasha slicing Jack)

Deven: Deew. Worse than a night with Stewie Griffin.

Homer: (fast asleep)

J Dog: Will someone wake him up?!!

(in the stands)

Pointy-Haired Boss: Did you see that?!!! Wow! Woo! Go!!! (takes off his shirt, & grosses out the crowd)

Dilbert: I hate nights with the Boss.

J Dog: Oh, look at that! Link is charging his Master Sword.

Link: HA! (slices through Marth)

Marth: What was that for?!!

Catbert: 3 Down, 3 to Go. (purrs)

J Dog: Ain't that the S.O.L.?

(cut to a shot of Mike & the Bots)

Mike: This is so much better than "Red Zone Cuba"!

Crow: Damn straight!

Deven: Uh... The Bride is slicing at InuYasha. And he goes down! It's Link vs. Bride.

(Meanwhile... two adepts appear)

Felix: A sword fight. And we wern't invited.

Isaac: Might as well hedge bets for Link.

Both: RAGNAROK!

(A titanous sword appears & slices through Bride)

All five commentators: Whoa!

Mimi: One for the record books. (a little goo gets on her hat) Eeew! Yucky!

J Dog: Stop whining. I just woke Homer up.

Homer: Wha...? What is it, 1987.

Homer's Brain: No! 2005! You just missed a match.

Homer: D'oh! Well, who won?

J Dog: Due to outside help, Link did.

Catbert: Uh.. outside help is forbidden.

J Dog: You seen E.T.'s friends showing up & going gung-ho on Yoda?

Yoda: Easy challenge, he was.

J Dog: Let's look at the camera. (glances) Hmm. Link cut through her with his green lightsaber. Now, she dropped her purple one & kneeled over BEFORE Ragnarok appeared.

Dale Gribble: (in crowd) Wingo!

Mimi: Well, Link has won it!

Dale: Double Wingo!

J Dog- How do ya like that?

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Other Lesser Comments:

yeah, this isnt a good comment, but it wouldnt let me post it on the comment thing...so maybe you can post it.....thanks...~ "ZORRO ZORRO ZORRO!!!!! Well, Zorro kicks ass, but he will just say,"Fuck the lightsabers," and use his awesome sword OF DEATH!! RAWR!! So, Zorro wins cause he rules and everyone elsesucks...and i agree with the first comment posted, hes real, which is cool, and he has a moustach!! a moustache people! he should win just for having a moustache.ZORRO! -Psycho" ~ whoooo..yeah, thats it

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Its Wateva, and Im back with an actual serious post. Jack takes it hands down, not only is he physically superior, he has taken down much better opponents. The only threat (Inuyasha) will be taken down in due time as Jack has still taken down better (Aku), so Jack has this wrapped up.-Wateva

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It's Link. I know it is. He's got not one but a whole bunch of other swords like the Big Goron's sword and a Deku Sword. Heck, another sword he had shot out lasers and attacked everyone in its path! The only thing Link doesn't get is a kiss from Zelda. Heh. Anyway, I do kind of think a duel between him and Samurai Jack would be awesome. Link would win since Jack keeps getting stabbed until his kimino is ripped to shreds and he appears naked as he always does. Link'll stab through him and kill him. And that includes the other four contestants. Link is destined to win this tournament! -Deven711

They’re all using Lightsabers. No other weapons allowed.
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zorro come on this guy is 1. real 2. the most experienced fighter here 3. he has a moustache. cmon this kicks ass.

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Link takes the saber and slices Samurai Jack and Zorro's heads off. Inuyasha and Marth get disqualified for just being Link in different outfits.So nowit comes down to Link and Uma Thurman. The Bride(the characters actual name) tries to go get her husband,but the arena's security systems zap her to death. The winner is Link!

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Seeing as how everyone here is used to a weapon with some weight in it, luck is going to be the key factor here since lightsabers are weightless.- Mr. Psychosis

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Link takes it only because he has the goddess of courage nayru watching over him hence why he always has her triforce either on him or inside him. I mean really how can you beat the blessing of a goddess, and besides after wielding that big ass sword for as long as he has managing the relativley light wieght of a light saber should be childs play

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I can't let the guy that mentioned Naru get away with that. Does Link's goddes aprove of him fighting other heros for no good reason? If not, then by your logic (not mine) Samari Jack and Marth have either the Kami or Budda on their side and Zorro has the almighty God on his side.