The Fight:
Brad: Well. How’s this fight going?
Brad: They’re staring.
Brad: And Staring.
Brad: And staring…
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Brad: Holy crap!
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Brad: Genetic…
Brad: And staring…
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Brad: Mutants are…
Brad: And staring…
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Brad: And staring…
Brad: Eating Tom!
Brad: And staring…
Brad: And staring…
Brad: And staring…
Brad: And staring…
Brad: And staring…
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Final Votes:
Wilson (53%)
Out-Stares
Plank (47%)
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Brad: It’s getting windy.
Brad: The wind knocks plank down on his face! Wilson wins!
Viewer Comment Of the Week!
For this fight, I'm going to be going by references
in everyone's favorite browser-based MMORPG: The Kingdom Of Loathing (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/) to chose my vote!
As far as I know, there is no way to get a Plank-based familiar by using some kind of wood and something to draw with. However,
by getting a volleyball, then using it with the "Bloody Fingers" effect you get from the Seal Tooth, you create a blood-faced
volleyball which you can then use to increase the stats you gain. And, Wilson has a name, not a description. Though I am a
big fan of names that are disclaimers/descriptions (The Cheat, Black T-Shirt Guy, DJ C-Rap), it's hard to touch the 1337ness
of naming a piece of inflated plastic after the guy on the other side of the fence on "Tool Time". If they could talk, I bet
Wilson would be sharing an anecdote about how sand corrodes wood. Plank would probably be just like that kid who carries him
around, Johnny 2x4, who I think probably would get a negative score on his SAT test. Plus, though they both have been created
out of boredom/partial insanity, Wilson was created out of dementia! A psycho person's imaginary pet would totally beat the
crap outta a crazy stupid person's imaginary pet. Now, I didn't see "Castaway" or whatever the movie that Wilson is from where
a Fed-Ex guy falls out of a plane is, so I don't know how Wilson affects Tom Hanks. I'm sure it's not that exciting anyway.
In the likely event of a storm (yes, I know it's going to happen, because it should), Plank will have his face run down him,
while Wilson will only get a little messed up. Blood is really hard to get out, especially if it's had a chance to dry. So,
Wilson has all the guts, insanity, knowledge and endurance to beat Plank in any kind of contest, except for the X-Treme Downhill
Sledding race. - Chester M., a.k.a. xtishereb.
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Other Lesser Comments:
Did anyone else notice The Cast Away reference in the set-up? PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
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Wilson’s face is painted on with blood, plank is marker. I rather have Wilson as A friend [especially now
since Mr.Woofles is gone] Soo, I choose Wilson!!!!! w00t!!!! ~Also, plank can rot....
- Psycho
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What the crud?!? Haven't you seen Bambi VS Godzilla? Godzilla stomps on Bambi quicker than Roseanne clears a buffet!
Anyways, Plank will win. Just don't put something ridiculous like Bambi kicking butt. Bambi can't even kick a cigarette butt!!!-An
Eskimo: Stupid Eds.(Okay, I knew you were sarcastic ,so never mind.)
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